DEAREST FRIENDS

IF YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW
TO DISCOVER I AM NO LONGER
HERE, DO NOT BE ALARMED.
MOST LIKELY, MY CAPS-LOCK
HAS TAKEN ME HOSTAGE.
BUT WHATEVER THEIR DEMANDS
AND HOWEVER SEVERE THE THREAT,
DO NOT RE-INSTALL COMIC SANS.

written on 01/01/2011 by: Matt Kane